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polishingrocksinyour asked: Worst multiplayer game you've ever played? Also which multiplayer game were you the worst at?

Worst? probably The Specialist, super janky mod for half life 1, the controls were auful and hard to get used to.

worst at? probably the same thing, also Star Craft, still can’t be asian enough for that shit.

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polishingrocksinyour asked: Favorite CS moment?

1v4 on office.

CAL-i game.

1 deaged 2 guys, picked up an awp, killed another with an awp and knifed a dude.

highlight of my pro days.

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polishingrocksinyour asked: You are now thinking of your father's dick.

good thing i don’t know my dad!

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polishingrocksinyour asked: What the fuck is going on with your tumblr?

The answer to every question.

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Anonymous asked: CAN I TOUCH YO DING DING?

kayyy

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Anonymous asked: no pee-pee touch... ever? why not?

ok just once.

BUT NONE AFTER THAT! unless it’s a good pee pee touch.

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Anonymous asked: BUT WHY NOT? U LOOK REALLY ATTRACTIVE IN UR PICTURE... YOU POST COOL THINGS... I LIKE YOU!

oh fine.

just no pee pee touch.

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Anonymous asked: UM I THINK UR REALLY AWESOME AND LIKE, I'M SO INTO YOU, LIKE, YOU WANNA BE FRIIIEENNNDDSSS?

nah.

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todanceamongthestars asked: if you could cosplay as any character who would you do it as? if you could have any hero from Dota 2's abilities which hero would you pick and why?

Bloodseeker, or Moakai.

annddd for the second one.

http://www.dotafire.com/dota-2/skill/illusory-orb-157

Because i can get to places faster.

OrĀ 

http://www.dotafire.com/dota-2/skill/ball-lightning-172

Because that shit is global and i can go ANYWHERE!